this will never be not funny.
why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
"I know she’ll be in good hands."
hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back. They can keep my heart. Okay. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.
- willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time
This is important